dragonsfang:

queensalsaofquesodelle:

I CAN’T GET OVER HIS FACE WHEN HE REALIZES THAT HICCUP IS OKAY AND THAT HE FREAKED OUT OVER NOTHING

this fuckin dick

I swear to fukkin dragon-god Hiccup…

(Source: kenais)

(Reblogged from dinglytitanstuck)

I wonder how old everyone is on tumblr.. Put a | by your age.

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(Reblogged from finnvapos)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(Reblogged from moofrog)

goodimaginationandbadgrades:

thundercrumbs:

rnints:

punchers:

rnints:

i cant take australians seriously because of the didgeridoo

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u wonna fite m8 ill smash ye fuckin head in

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u sure u wanna didgeridothis

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oh no you didgeriDIDNT

australians

(Reblogged from thatmonkeyfag)

perspicious:

WHAT YOU SHOULD DO:
    
  1. Stay with us and keep calm.
    The last thing we need when we’re panicking, is to have someone else panicking with us.

  2. Offer medicine if we usually take it during an attack.
    You might have to ask whether or not we take medicine- heck, some might not; but please, ask. It really helps.

  3. Move us to a quiet place.
    We need time to think, to breathe. Being surrounded by people isn’t going to help.

  4. Don’t make assumptions about what we need. Ask.
    We’ll tell you what we need. Sometimes; you may have to ask- but never assume.

  5. Speak to us in short, simple sentences.

  6. Be predictable. Avoid surprises.

  7. Help slow our breathing by breathing us or by counting slowly to 10.
    As odd as it sounds, it works.
                                                                                                                 
WHAT YOU SHOULDN’T DO:

1. Say, “You have nothing to be panicked about.”
We know. We know. We know. And because we know we have nothing to be panicked about, we panic even more. When I realize that my anxiety is unfounded, I panic even more because then I feel like I’m not in touch with reality. It’s unsettling. Scary.

Most of the time, a panic attack is irrational. Sometimes they stem from circumstances — a certain couch triggers a bad memory or being on an airplane makes you claustrophobic or a break up causes you to flip your lid — but mostly, the reasons I’m panicking are complex, hard to articulate or simply, unknown. I could tell myself all day that I have no reason to be having a panic attack and I would still be panicking. Sometimes, because I’m a perfectionist, I become even more overwhelmed when I think my behaviour is “unacceptable” (as I often believe it is when I’m panicking). I know it’s all in my mind, but my mind can be a pretty dark and scary place when it gets going.

Alternate suggestion: Say, “I understand you’re upset. It is okay. You have a right to be upset and I am here to help.”


2. Say, “Calm down.”
This reminds me of a MadTV sketch where Bob Newhart plays a therapist who tells his patients to simply “Stop it!” whenever they express anxiety or fear. As a sketch, it’s funny. In real life, it’s one of the worst things you can do to someone having a panic attack. When someone tells me to “stop panicking” or to “calm down,” I just think, “Oh, okay. I haven’t tried that one. Hold on, let me get out a pen and paper and jot that down, you jerk.

Instead of taking action so that they do relax, simply telling a panicking person to “calm down” or “stop it” does nothing. No-thing.

Alternate suggestion: The best thing to do is to listen and support. In order to calm them down without the generalities, counting helps.


3. Say, “I’m just going to leave you alone for a minute.”
Being left alone while panicking makes my heart race even harder. The last thing I want is to be left by myself with my troubled brain. Many of my panic attacks spark from over-thinking and it’s helpful to have another person with me, not only for medical reasons (in case I pass out or need water) but also it’s helpful to have another person around to force me to think about something other than the noise in my head.

Alternate suggestion: It sometimes helps me if the person I’m with distracts me by telling me a story or sings to me. I need to get out of my own head and think about something other than my own panic.


4. Say, “You’re overreacting.”
Here’s the thing: I’m not. Panic attacks might be in my head, but I’m in actual physical pain. If you’d cut open your leg, no one would be telling you you’re overreacting. It’s a common trope in mental health to diminish the feelings or experience of someone suffering from anxiety or panic because there’s no visible physical ailment and because there’s no discernible reason for the person to be having such a strong fear reaction.

The worst thing you can tell someone who is panicking is that they are overreacting.

Alternate suggestion: Treat a panic attack like any other medical emergency. Listen to what the person is telling you. Get them water if they need it. It helps me if someone rubs my back a little. If you’re in over your head, don’t hesitate to call 911 (or whatever the emergency services number is where you are). But please, take the person seriously. Mental health deserves the same respect as physical health.


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(Reblogged from moofrog)

elfyourmother:

pictureamoebae:

imperfectsimmerr:

simnationblog:

Get The Sims 2: Ultimate collection for FREE!!!!

Simply go to “Redeem product code” in Origin and enter: I-LOVE-THE-SIMS

It is for 1 week only, so hurry!

its downloading right now! Is it just the base game or the whole thing?

In case anyone is interested…

i just tried it and it’s legit. ultimate collection is sims 2 + ALL expansions + ALL stuff packs. get it while it’s hot!!

(Reblogged from jason-brody)

redhonedge:

redhonedge’s 637 follower giveaway!

so i’ve been meaning to do this giveaway for awhile now, but finally i have the means of supplying for it after getting off my lazy butt! and what better reason to have a giveaway than for hitting my next hundred (and thirty-seven) followers!

what is being given away!

  • nine shiny eevees for every eeveelution, including the base evo of eevee!
  • four have their HA, five have run away
  • they are all level thirty with varying stats/ivs, all male but with one run away lady!
  • three are equipped with their evolutionary stones in the case you want to evolve any one of them
  • all nine eevees are nicknameable and are perfectly legit, being no power saves or other hacking method used on them.

rules!

  • while this is in celebration of 600 (and thirty-seven) followers, you don’t have to be following me. i’m a 100% pokemon blog but uh i also post dumb things so you might not wanna take that risk.
  • there will be one winner getting all of these cuties!
  • you need to be able to provide your ign/fc.
  • likes/reblogs count. there are unlimited reblogs but please do not spam your followers or you’ll simply be ignored.
  • no giveaway blogs, being blogs who reblog exclusively giveaways. i’ll check!
  • i have any right to decide to pick another winner, whether it is because it turns out you have derogatory content on your blog or are otherwise a jerkish person (from what i have seen and looked into—i will be doing my research.)
  • since people love female eevees, if you ask nicely, i’ll swap out some of the males for females instead—no, i do not have females readily available. but i have nothing better to do so i’m more than happy to hunt for shiny females if you ask nicely. please be reasonable, if you do request this, i may not be able to fulfill it immediately!

one last thing!

  • for every 750 notes i’ll add in a mystery shiny pokemon. it might be another eevee, it might be a shiny i bred—who knows? you’ll have to find out!

this ends on september 1st!


credit for gif: shinycaterpie

(Reblogged from thatmonkeyfag)
mishapenmagic:

letmebeyourtlc:

zandalarian:

niknak79:

Baby going through tunnel

probably thought his entire existence ended

nerdy moment: babies at that age don’t have object permanence. if the object cannot be seen, it does not exist. image how freaked the fuck out you would be if suddenly everything went black - effectively ceasing to exist. the baby’s entire world vanished then came back.
so yeah. he probably did think his entire existence ended.

It’s not nerdy. It’s called child development.

mishapenmagic:

letmebeyourtlc:

zandalarian:

niknak79:

Baby going through tunnel

probably thought his entire existence ended

nerdy moment: babies at that age don’t have object permanence. if the object cannot be seen, it does not exist. image how freaked the fuck out you would be if suddenly everything went black - effectively ceasing to exist. the baby’s entire world vanished then came back.

so yeah. he probably did think his entire existence ended.

It’s not nerdy. It’s called child development.

(Reblogged from thatmonkeyfag)

Some story about Vaas c: Sorry if he’s not in character xP

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wondering if I should upload one of the Vaas stories I wrote while being on vacation .. x_x